Kapil Sharma: I'm Not Done Yet

Year: 2022

Duration: 54 min

RTGS & RT-PCR confusion. Covid +ve people are sitting at the back and will sneeze at anyone who doesn't enjoy the show. Kapil says he did Netflix as he is not done yet. His wife complained that he had 2 kids in 1.5 yrs, what does he mean he is not done yet. Netflix is hot compared to Doordarshan, which was cold. He used to watch Krishi Darshan. Money Heist is a waste of time. Learn from Vijay Mallaya that to rob a bank, you don't even need to go to a bank. Kapil's relationship with Netflix is like husband-wife. Looks good, but cant understand it.India produces 70,000 babies per day. One Australia is born every yr and sent to Canada. Kapil was depressed. He didn't speak to anyone. His dog was his only companion. And they both wondered who will get food for the other. He used to watch Narcos on Netflix. He learned from papers that he had depression. Its not like kidney stones and cannot be treated by drinking. Foreigners don't get Indian diseases like Chikunguniya, Bawasir and so on. He consulted a mental health professional who also diagnosed depression, when Kapil said that he didn't feel like doing anything at allHe was subjected to fake news and irresponsible rumors. He used to get drunk and high and fight with people over twitter. He even tweeted the PM. After getting drunk, he tweeted that even after paying rs 15 crores in taxes, he had to pay rs 5 lakhs bribe to BMC for an office construction permit. In Mumbai people spend whole night on 1-2 drinks and create new business ventures. In Punjab, they drink 8-10 pegs and shut down shows that already working.By next morning his house was surrounded by OB vans. He escaped for Maldives. He spent Rs 9 lakhs there, didn't spent this much on his entire education. In India people cant let things go.. Some tweets belonged to JD, some to Jhonnie Walker, some to Absolut and so on. He is from Amritsar, and the Chole Kulche are really famous, apart from Wagah border and Golden Temple. People consume Kulche at a frightening rate, perhaps afraid that one day suddenly Modi might ban them. He was named Kapil after India won the 1983 world cup. Had Wi won it, he would be named Clive.He lives his own childhood with his son Trishaan. Kapil had no childhood photos since their parents took all photos of his elder brother only. Kapil was an unplanned kid. His dad took a day off work, and got free earlier. His dad was a cop and sent him to an all boys school. He was interested in music and wanted music as a subject in college. There was no such subject and was offered Geography. So, he ended up becoming a comedian. Manmohan went to the same college as Kapil. Kapil met Manmohan at his home and his wife didn't allow him to eat Revdis. Kapil joined theatre in college and failed his first yr. His father's income was less than household expenses and he did odd jobs to support the family.He came to Bombay with Rs 1200 in his hands, with fear of the underworld. He learned that he is not allowed to sleep at the station. He stayed at a distant relatives and had Poha for the first time. Travelled the lift for the first time. They had heard that directors picked actors from Juhu beach, so they would dress up and head there. He didn't have money for alcohol, so started drinking Toddy. After 3 months money was over and time to return to Amritsar. He was humiliated by everyone since he could not achieve in Bombay. But his dad invited all his friends for a drink. Thats the first time Kapil had a drink with his father and realized that his dad is just like him. His dad passed away from cancer when Kapil was 21.His dad entrusted Kapil with marrying off his sister and building their home. He met his wife Ginni in college. She was from a rich family and came in a rs 20 lakhs car. She used to like Kapil. She brought lunch for him, and Kapil thinks she is trying to do charity. One day he got drunk and asked Ginni if she loved him. They dated like people date in small cities, hiding from the society and the authorities. He joined as backup singer to Amrinder Gill. They were invited to do a lot of wedding singing. One day Amrinder didn't show up. They were kidnapped by the wedding party, but given full respect, food and drinks. They would only be released if the lead singer showed up. Amrinder comes the next day and Kapil is released.He got selected for a TV show in 2007, The Great Indian Laughter Challenge. He came by a Kingfisher flight and stayed in a serviced apartment. The show director wanted them to make jokes on current affairs and by observing ordinary people. He won rs 10 lakhs. He paid tax of rs 310,000. He started getting shows, including for Mumbai Indians. Nita was in the audience and could not understand his poor people jokes. His show bombed. He created his show Comedy Nights. His cousin visited from London wanted to see SRK's house. It was 3 am and SRK's gate was open. Kapil went in and SRK's staff thought Kapil was invited. Kapil was ushered in and welcomed by Gauri and her friends. Kapil apologized to SRK and admitting the truth that he gatecrashed. SRK treated him with love and respect. Kapil realized he has a lot to achieve in life.Kapil has not taken a break for 24 yrs. He went to Amsterdam for a vacation. He met a stranger who asked who he was. She texted her friends in the US, who told her that Kapil is a stand-up comedian, who fucked up his show and he is done. Kapil decided to restart his show. He got married after coming back from Amsterdam. Had a daughter Anayra. Kapil found a photo of his dad doing theatre. He realized that that day dad was encouraging him, since at heart he was an artist too. Kapil sings a song for his dad.

Genre: Comedy